So, it's a website. Fancy that.

I've spent a lot of time pondering recently what I should do with this site. It's been here for years but there's been nothing of particular interest on it. So, I guess it's time I actually put some stuff here, like the projects I work on, and so forth!

Today we celebrate, our Independence Day! So let's go kick some alien ass, preferably Mexican.

I cannot believe how stupid that episode was.

Tom "I can't believe he's a womaniser" Paris outdoes all the brainiacs at Starfleet and figures out how to go Warp 10 with a little help from the Klingon. He goes warp 10, but something goes a bit weird but he reappears and everything appears alright.

Then he starts turning into a Salamander, takes the Captain hostage, and she turns into a Salamander too. Suddenly they're on a planet somewhere having Salamander babies, but luckily the best doctor in the universe (Dr. Sbaitso, the computer holographic dude) can reverse all the damage done to their cells to make them appear as they did before the incredible Salamander mating began.

The Captain and Tom "I can't believe I was a Salamander" Paris never speak of the mating again - which is pretty crap if you think about it. Surely it would make it quite awkward to turn up to work each day.

"Hi Captain! Sorry about kidnapping you and sexing you up as a Salamander and stuff. Warp 9 to the Alpha Quadrant? You got it!"